Date ideas

 11 June 2022

So if I'm gonna date, I'm going to need some fun date ideas. I made a little list. Please feel free to add your own fun date ideas!


-Pull off a bigfoot hoax

-Feed ducks

-Paint each other's bodies

-Steal Trump flags from rural towns then burn them

-Falling asleep competition

-get on the roof of really tall buildings and then throw paper airplanes

-Gamble the kid's college fund away

-Make a scrapbook with photos from antique stores

-Cuddle babies in the NICU

-Smell EVERY candle at bath & body works

-Go to a sound bath and hold hands during it

-Go to town hall IN DRAG and make the Republicans feel unwelcome

-Go to the Asian Market and pretend it's the aquarium

-Sing songs/go caroling at the nursing home

-Taxidermy class

-Listening to moody music while taking a walk by a wash after a storm

-Stare into each other's eyes in complete silence for 30 minutes

-Community theatre

-Deliver burritos to construction workers

-Volunteer at the foster kids home

-Volunteer at the prison

-Skinny dipping at midnight

-Get bored of the escape room and just make out instead

-Go to a cemetery

-I'll play violin while you scroll your phone

-Sneak into some professional conference and try to sound smarter than everyone else there. 

-Skydiving, caving, ice climbing, navigating

-Sincerely intervene when couples are screaming at each other at the sketchy apartment complex.

-Rub my shoulders

-Run one mile in the rain.

-figure out who alll advertises on Fox news and toilet paper their house. 

-Birdwatching

-Make the most delicious food for the church potluck

-Cuddle and tell each other our favorite folk & fairy tales

-Start a dance party on the sidewalk downtown where all the rich ladies drink mimosas

-Cheer for both teams at a little league game 

-Write poems

-Confess our darkest sins to each other

-Tear out all the Republican campaign signs they put on street corners

-Light fireworks on July 5th when they're all on clearance

-Find a homeless person at the library and take them out to lunch/give them a shower & ask them for dating advice.

-Build a model train

-Look at pretty cathedrals in Rome

-Deliver flowers to our Moms

-Go to bed at 7 pm on a Friday night after an exhausting week

-Give a sad artsy teenager a ton of money and ask them to take moody pictures of us

-Go to jazz night

-Keep tally for how many times you touch my butt in a day, then I have to exceed that number the next day

-Watch the stars in the middle of the desert

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